Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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