Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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