I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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