He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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