Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
handjob tips. give me some.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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