kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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