I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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