I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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