Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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