You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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