No awkward lesbian experiences without me
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i think my mom watched the whole time
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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