well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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