I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
