My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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