i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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