My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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