He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
