Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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