Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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