My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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