Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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