My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Even my vagina gasped.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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