i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
