i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
