i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
