it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Are my feet made of real feet?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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