Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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