He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Randomize
