Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize