I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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