woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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