my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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