I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
