they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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