"it" just moved
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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