Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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