just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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