had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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