On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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