do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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