You're my little dorito
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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