I think my fart just growled at me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
