We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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