Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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