The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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