i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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