And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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