Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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