i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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