You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Enjoy the penises
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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