Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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