hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
