there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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