So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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