PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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